MR BELL SPOT

I know this person who calls himself Mr Bell Spot (formerly known as Mr Bell Rigby). He's a mechanic and a fitness freak. He thinks he's the best thing since sliced bread. He feels that he is God's gift to women. He also likes to write. Mainly about himself. So he entered the blogging world.

He wrote about...well, himself. Not satisfied with that, he began to post photos of his body parts. Cheap thrill for him when women commented on the post. Hairy lah. Big foot = big dick lah. Farking pathetic!

Being a mechanic always brought in the Chicas. Dont know what it is about women who throw themselves at the feet of mechanics. Talk some medical..oops I mean, mechanical jargon and the ladies swoon. Mec, are you single? Where's your workshop? I minat you. Can you give my car a "thorough" check-up? Nudge2 wink2.

Did they bother to ask why he's been married and divorced that many times? It is really always the ex-wives' fault? Or is he really just plain unlucky. Cant get the right soulmate. Looked always at the wrong places. Always ending up with women who are stupid, not pretty enough, not classy enough, women who have a life of their own.

I noticed recently that his blog's gone. Dont know what brought that on. Pity really, coz I was enjoying reading comments from unsuspecting females who really thought he's the Real Deal that got away. Would really appreciate any info that could shed some light into his disappearance (if you know who I'm referring to).

(most definitely not) JEKYLL