WTF (WHAT THE FAG) ?

Oh dear, Georgios Kyriacos Panayiotou - better known as plain old George Michael a.k.a. The Bubble with the Stubble - has done it again!

The media caught him with his knickers down once more. Miss Michael "sank to new levels of depravity – trawling for illegal gay sex thrills in a London park," reported News of the World.

The obvious question would probably be how somebody as rich and famous as George could possibly pick up a "jobless 58-year-old" who lives in a "squalid flat" for a brazen al fresco tryst.

I for one, would have thought pot-bellied jobless van drivers would have more taste - maybe it was too dark to see who he was.

I dunno, but I think it's a somewhat self-destructive lifestyle to go meeting up for anonymous sex in public on hot London nights. But George is being applauded by the gay community for claiming that he can go around having sex with unknown "mingers" in bushes because it's his "culture".

Am I the only person who finds this odious?

"He's just sold out a 50-night comeback tour in 30 minutes -- but George still needs sick thrill," The News of the World screams.

Photographers captured the singer in some bushes having a romp with the old dude. They snapped away as Michael scurried from behind the bushes, while shouting, "I don't believe it! Fuck off! If you put those pictures in the paper I'll sue! Are you gay? No? Then fuck off! This is my culture!"

Miss Michael, while trolling for some arse in notorious Hampstead Heath, picked up Norman Kirtland, a 58 year old jobless man.

Kirtland said after the incident: "I don't even like George Michael. And I didn't recognize him immediately. He sort of came up and got close. He looked kind of brown so I said to him, ‘You're not totally English, are you?' He kissed very well. That was one of his major points. Then it was fondling and mutual pleasuring. It wasn't full sex but it was fantastic."

Kirtland's confession then took a bizarre twist as he bragged: "There's a secret that I have which no one knows about. It's a personal thing. Most people pull away from it. But George actually seemed to respond.”

Ewwww…

I’ve got nothing against gayboys. I came from a school where same-sex experimentation was prevalent and tolerable. But if I were a homosexual, I wouldn’t want Georgios to be my poster-boy.

The fact that he “outed” relatively late in his life is a major mystery. Everyone kinda suspected it before. The hairstyle. The dance (remember “Wake me up before you go go”). The shorts. The jacket. The lyrics.

Yeah, THE LYRICS. Laden with clues that when deciphered, obviously with the benefit of hindsight, I could swear I could see the huge spotlight shine over me!

I mean, from, FREEDOM, we have “I just hope you understand, sometimes the clothes do not make the man”. And “I know not everybody has got a body like you”. This was so prophetic.

Considering the man's age, this from FATHER FIGURE, is just spot-on:

"I will be your father figure. Put your tiny hand in mine. I will be your preacher teacher. Anything you have in mind. I will be your father figure. I have had enough of crime. I will be the one who loves you. Until the end of time"

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