DIRRRTY TALK
Not quite a sex post, but it'll have to do for now.
TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY AT THE OFFICE BUT AREN'T:
10. I need to whip it out by 5.
9. Mind if I use your laptop?
8. Just stick it in my box.
7. If I have to lick one more, I'll gag!
6. I want it on my desk, NOW!!!
5. Hmmmmmm... I think it's out of fluid!
4. My equipment is so old, it takes forever to finish.
3. It's an entry-level position.
2. When do you think you'll be getting off today?
1. It's not fair, I do all the work while he just sits....there!
TOP TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY IN GOLF BUT AREN'T:
10. Nuts... my shaft is bent.
9. After 18 holes I can barely walk.
8. You really whacked the hell out of that sucker.
7. Look at the size of his putter.
6. Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more.
5. Mind if I join your threesome?
4. Stand with your back turned and drop it.
3. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip.
2. Nice stroke, but your follow through has a lot to be desired.
1. Hold up... I need to wash my balls first.
TOP TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY IN LAW BUT AREN'T:
10. Have you looked through her briefs?
9. He is one hard judge!
8. Counselor, let's do it in chambers.
7. Her attorney withdrew at the last minute.
6. Is it a penal offense?
5 .Better leave the handcuffs on.
4. For $200 an hour, she better be good!
3. Can you get him to drop his suit?
2. The judge gave her the stiffest one he could.
1. Think you can get me off?
Got any of your own? Feel free to share with us please.
JEKYLL
TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY AT THE OFFICE BUT AREN'T:
10. I need to whip it out by 5.
9. Mind if I use your laptop?
8. Just stick it in my box.
7. If I have to lick one more, I'll gag!
6. I want it on my desk, NOW!!!
5. Hmmmmmm... I think it's out of fluid!
4. My equipment is so old, it takes forever to finish.
3. It's an entry-level position.
2. When do you think you'll be getting off today?
1. It's not fair, I do all the work while he just sits....there!
TOP TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY IN GOLF BUT AREN'T:
10. Nuts... my shaft is bent.
9. After 18 holes I can barely walk.
8. You really whacked the hell out of that sucker.
7. Look at the size of his putter.
6. Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more.
5. Mind if I join your threesome?
4. Stand with your back turned and drop it.
3. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip.
2. Nice stroke, but your follow through has a lot to be desired.
1. Hold up... I need to wash my balls first.
TOP TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY IN LAW BUT AREN'T:
10. Have you looked through her briefs?
9. He is one hard judge!
8. Counselor, let's do it in chambers.
7. Her attorney withdrew at the last minute.
6. Is it a penal offense?
5 .Better leave the handcuffs on.
4. For $200 an hour, she better be good!
3. Can you get him to drop his suit?
2. The judge gave her the stiffest one he could.
1. Think you can get me off?
Got any of your own? Feel free to share with us please.
JEKYLL
posted by JekyllHyde at 11:30 am
31 Comments:
In the office:
You forgot to take your floppy out (Old)
Am I logged in?
In golf:
He's going to putt the birdie.
His ball is the edge of the hole.
In law:
We have multiple partners.
She was tried by her peers.
With a mobile phone:
I've got an Ericsson.
If it's too big, I can't put it in my pants.
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bahan kelabu,
Good ones, mate! I especially like the Ericsson one. :D
wakakakah..i like the golf list best.
In a salon/spa:
I'd like a facial,please.
In dispensing medicine:
That's a good girl! Gulp it all down
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At an open parking lot.
Bang,susah masuk ikut depan.Masuk ikut bontot senang sket.Nak keluar pun senang.
Astaga....Hahahaha!!!
cookie,
ha ah...funny kan? :D
"After 18 holes I can barely walk"
HAHAHAHA...
esah,
this dispensing machine...mana nak cari eh? ;P
esah,
this dispensing machine...mana nak cari eh? ;P
lily,
trust to spew out these double entendres effortlessly...
How about Ronaldinho's classic? -
"Jom, main"
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kna,
hehe...you're not a Koleq boy, are you? :P
Jekyll,
I am not a Koleq boy bro but one of my TOEFL/SAT circa 1984 room mate was :P.He was confused when faced with so many young nubile ladies day and nite.
Overheard at Carrefour:-
Rgds,
I need a bigger hard drive ;-)
heterokna,
Overheard at Carrefour:-
HAHAHA...good one? :P
pugly,
oh, do you really...? I have one... :P
I said 'Dispensing m-e-d-i-c-i-n-e' lah, sayang (as in bagi budak makan ubat) bukan 'dispensing machine'
You ni gopoh sangatlah! (I think there's another one there...)
ttg,
ooo...up or down...yummmy
esah,
hahaha...ye lah..gopoh AND gelojoh :P
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hahahha
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HAHAHA...
MORE, MORE!
:D
ms d,
any contris from you? :P
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anon,
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