SEX?
Someone recently suggested that I resume blogging about my (and hers too, it seems) favourite subject of SEX. It's everyone's fav topic too, I suppose.
It's just that some like to write about it. Whereas some others just like to read.
But everyone thinks about it.
I wrote about ORGASM.
I wrote about LUST AND HORNINESS.
I wrote about MY FAV SEX POSITION.
Heck, I even wrote about WORLD PEACE. Ok, so this isn't about sex.
Writing about sex-related stuff is all about being honest. Being sincere about your inner-most fantasies and desire.
Honesty and sincerety are what separate smut from heartfelt ramblings.
So, my next post is inevitably going to be about SEX.
Need to get in the mood :
Air-cond set to 22 degrees (just the perfect temperature for sex. Try it!),
Marvin Gaye and Al Jarreau (music for to summon the beast in you),
Kain Pelikat (the older the better),
A hot cup of HORLICKS (dont know why, but not only does it get me in the mood, my performance is also enhanced!) .........and I should be ready to go!
'Til then...
HYDE
18 Comments:
kain pelikat..lalalala
kain pelikat..lalalala
kain pelikat gets you in the mood? hahahaha!
it's versatility amazes me. banyak betul kegunaan nya :P
OK, now you've got me going. Kain pelekat and Horlicks? Hmmm....
I can understand the air-conditioning at 22 degrees. But kain pelekat and Horlicks?. Must get my man to try that some time ;)
cookie,
kain pelikat - perfect for quickies! :P
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esah,
lemme know if it worked for you k? ;)
P.S.
If your man has any reservations, lemme know also...at your service! :P
lily,
Do you know how a major erection in a Kain Pelikat looks like?
Drop by my place tonight and find out.. :P
Your links are incorrect lah. But having said that, *coughs* myyy isn't the room wee bit hot now?
leen,
Thx for pointing it out.
Room hot? Turn the air-cond down to 22 degrees.. ;)
Cant. No pelikat-clad man within my horizons at the moment *wails*.
I can understand all the other requirements, but old kain pelikat? Pray tell me, am getting a tad too old for this game.
hahah!!!!! i now know what to do whenever i need Hyde to come ot from his old hydey-hole and do a quickie update!!!
get the old kain pelikat out and hey-ho! all is well in the werld!
leen,
you need to "broaden your horizons" then... :P
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kak teh,
never too old, my dear...never too old :P
the cinnabar grotto,
you got me eating out of your hands... :)
since my browser doesn't display pix (blocked by some stupid filter) i can't tell.
it doesn't matter though. i'm just wondering, where's the sex post that Mr Hyde promised?
hehehe... i love seeing men wearing old kain pelikat, it turns me on big time.
Lol..didnt expect anyone to still be reading this.
I'm so touched....
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