TO ORGASM OR NOT TO ORGASM

Good sex doesnt necessarily have to culminate with an earth-shattering orgasm. Dont know which deprived person said this but I'm sorry but I must beg to differ. The big O is a prerequisite for any sexual encounter. It "completes" the act. It is, in fact, the highlight to the act.

For me, sex becomes fulfilling only when my partner cums first. She can opt for multiple servings of the orgasm or be content with just the one. Either way, her orgasm(s) serves only to heighten my sexual response.

I think it is very difficult for a woman to fake her orgasm. It's not just the When Harry Met Sally type of moaning and groaning (which I thought was very stimulatingly done by Ms Ryan). It's more than that. Her body becomes increasingly excited. Her breathing shorter and faster. Her heart rate and blood pressure increases. The pupils of her eyes dilate, the lips of her mouth darken, her nipples become erect, her clitoris swells, becomes hard and exposed.

With increased excitement, her skin becomes flushed and begins to sweat. Her labia, clitoris, vagina and pelvic organs enlarge. There's also the obvious moistening of the vaginal walls, and an enlargement of the clitoris due to increased blood flow trapped in the clitoris's spongy tissue.

As she comes closer to having an orgasm, her clitoris moves inward under the clitoral hood, and her minor lips (labia minora) become darker. As the orgasm becomes imminent, her vagina decreases in size and also becomes congested from engorged soft tissue. Her uterus then experiences increasing muscular contractions.

Sometimes there is a plateau of excitement for several minutes before she is about to orgasm.

THEN IT HAPPENS!

When the floodgates open, all the tension is suddenly released in a rhythmic and involuntary but highly pleasurable contractions that she would feel in her vagina and uterus. Spasms occur in her legs, arms, back and stomach. Her body stiffens. Her vaginal glands discharge a secretion of fluid (love the taste!).

Can a woman fake all that? I doubt it. At best she can mislead him by her screaming his name and declaring that she's really cumming. "Oh Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe Joe........I'mmmmmm CUMMMMMMIIIIIIINNNGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'MMMMMM FUCCCKKKINNNGG CUMMMMMMIIIIINGGGGGGGG AAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHH".

That could work.

Sorry gotta stop and take a cold shower pronto.

HYDE

ORGASMIC TELLY HOO

After a hard day's work (macam real aje), there's nothing better than to plonk yourself on the sofa and watch the telly.

There are a couple of progs that tickle my fancy. Numero uno for me is LOST on AXN. Season One wasnt as compelling as the current one. That JJ Abrams guy is the hottest talent to hit the box of late. Was hooked on Alias for a while but lost track of the numerous organisational changes that Sydney and the team underwent.

My fav line was when Chase (Angela Bassett) said to Sydney, "Miss Bristow, your record’s a mess. Your consistent disregard for protocol obviously speaks to some larger systemic dysfunction; a psychological need to challenge authority".

Somehow this line sounds familiar. Heard many versions of that statement directed to me throughout my life. At school. At work. At the police station.

I like the word "SYSTEMIC". Dont know why. It's a cool word. Maybe coz it reminds of another wonderful word - ORGASMIC.

Orgasmic is such a flexible word, dont you think? You can use it as an adjective and also as an adverb. Eg. How was the meal, sir? ORGASMIC! Ronaldinho's skills are ORGASMIC!

ORGASMIC! ORGASMIC! ORGASMIC! Aint life just fantabulous!

If not for orgasm, life's not that much worth living for... (Now THAT'S a quotable quote!)

JEKYLL/HYDE